Getting old and food related

You know you’re getting old when your car insurance goes down (yes!), but your health insurance goes up (nooooo! Age brackets!).

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Sometimes you need a battle ram.

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Do you love/hate first person games as much as me? Love playing, hate nauseous feeling.

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It really sucks being a girl. I mean, I get cramps so major that I just feel really sore. Now pair that with a really hard without for the first time in forever. Deadlifting? Squats? Ugh!

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Sometimes dating a man with a beard tells you many things about him… Mostly what he ate from the tales of food past.

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And some of you may or may not know this, but I am a true San Francisco native. I even know the hand signs! Though it’s really hard to do.

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Lastly, I went to a friend’s 40th birthday party! I haven’t seen her since we graduated from the animation program! Good to see her.

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Catching up

I had some passport pictures taken and it’s always a struggle between what you think you look like and the reality.

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Then I had a dream where I didn’t feel comfortable with how my teeth were and didn’t smile.

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When sitting in a coffee shop and flies are hanging out, I just think of them barfing all over everything they land on and how it’s completely disgusting.

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Sometimes I forget how gross it must be for a vegan to date an omnivore… Especially when she adds extra dried shrimp and fish sauce to her salad.

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The Musee Mecanique is worth checking out, especially the French execution. #spoileralert

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Topics like mochi must be discussed over dinner, but when asked how do I get the consistency right, I just tell them they don’t have the magic.

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When I was a kid, my dad would tell me weird stories about work… Like this time a guy in Chinatown randomly asked if he would like to buy a bottle of mice fetus wine. I asked him what it was for and he had no idea.

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I just had some lobster sashimi topped with tobiko and I always think of the generations I’m murdering in my mouth and Joe delicious they are with their gentle, salty popping.

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When life is too real

I get these csa boxes delivered to my house. It’s like a farm service where they deliver you super fresh, organic produce to your door for only thirty five dollars. Anyway, I get this head of cauliflower and I see this brown thing between the branches. I thought oh! This might be a cool beetle or something! Then I look closer and realize it’s squirming and trying to crawl away. As I was deforesting his home, I start freaking out about it. He’s eating and shitting all over my cauliflower. If you wanna ever know what caterpillar dookie ever looked like, here it is.

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You’re welcome. So here’s Noctua Pronuba, a crop pest.

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Then I took some passport photos… And you know… They never really look like how you think they do…

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